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09:14 < Inoru> bit, anonymouse or no?
09:14 < Fig-Bit> Tough choice.  anonymouse?
09:15 < Inoru> that's why I was asking
09:15 < Inoru> I'll go with two out of three
09:16 < Inoru> bit, anonymouse or no?
09:16 < Fig-Bit> A little sheep told me to pick no.
09:16 < Inoru> bit, anonymouse or no?
09:16 < Fig-Bit> I say... 42. *nods sagely*
09:16 < Inoru> BIT
09:16 < Inoru> NOT HELPFUL








And this is why you should never tell Bit you're okay with two out of three. (Note: I didn't code Bit for this, nor did I intervene! It's just Bit being who Bit is.)

#553 -- #dreamwidth-bitch, 2012-07-13 - submitted by [info - DW]sophie in Dreamwidth

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(12:04:54 AM) whump: On station and awaiting instructions.
(12:05:39 AM) whump: I saw the spamsignal on twitter.
(12:05:44 AM) whump: oh, wait, dw-spam
(12:06:17 AM) _Simon_: heh
(12:06:30 AM) _Simon_: The rest of us are all reassured by the presence of the spam-fighting superheroes.
(12:09:35 AM) Inoru: o/~ Fighting spam by moonlight / Winning <3s by daylight / Always running through the night / It's the site named Sailor Dreamwidth! o/~ (....IDEK. It could really scan better, but, eh.)




and now Inoru has earwormmed anyone who's heard either version of of Moonlight Densetsu...

#538 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-05-02 - submitted by [info - DW]momijizukamori in Dreamwidth

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[12 20:06] * xb95 looks around for a foot to gnaw on.
[12 20:06] * demigoose tucks his feet under himself and sits down.
[12 20:06] * azetidine offers hers to xb95
[12 20:07] * xb95 thanks azetidine and then settles in for some gnawing.
[12 20:07] * azetidine gratefully accepts awkward foot massage
[12 20:07] <demigoose> :)
[12 20:08] <rahaeli> xb95, how many times have i told you, do not eat the volunteers
[12 20:08] <rahaeli> even if they let you
[12 20:09] <xb95> aww.
[12 20:10] <azetidine> ... I'm a volunteer now?
[12 20:10] <demigoose> See, that's how they get you
[12 20:10] <demigoose> First they're nibbling your feet, and next you're writing code and fixing bugs
[12 20:10] <azetidine> well, writing code *would* be a useful skill
[12 20:10] <kaberett> aze: I showed up about six months ago and thoguht maybe I'd eventually learn to code
[12 20:10] <azetidine> but really if I'm going to write anything it should be fic
[12 20:11] <kaberett> now I tag dw_suggestions, have just done FIRST CODE TOUR, am writing a how-to, and have been assigned a bug ;)
[12 20:11] <kaberett> THEY DRAG YOU IN
[12 20:11] <Inoru> he didn't have to nibble on my feet to get me to volunteer xD;
[12 20:11] <kaberett> and then they encourage you to knit ill-advised hats

















#537 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-04-12 - submitted by [info - DW]geekosaur in Dreamwidth

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[8:22:33 PM] <exor674>: bit, botsnack, botsnack, botsnack, or botsmack?
[8:22:33 PM] <Fig-Bit>: botsmack, eh?
[8:22:49 PM] <Inoru>: *lols*
[8:22:50 PM] <exor674>: bit, botsnack, botsnack, botsnack, or botsmack?
[8:22:51 PM] <Fig-Bit>: Based on my knowledge of how these things go, I'd recommend botsmack.
[8:22:52 PM] <exor674>: bit, botsnack, botsnack, botsnack, or botsmack?
[8:22:53 PM] <Fig-Bit>: botsmack is shiny!
[8:22:55 PM] <exor674>: bit, botsnack, botsnack, botsnack, or botsmack?
[8:22:55 PM] <Fig-Bit>: botsmack.  Why?  Because anything else would make me cry.
[8:22:57 PM] <exor674>: ... lol
[8:22:58 PM] <ttuttle>: :(
[8:23:02 PM] <exor674>: I wonder if that is a bug
[8:23:06 PM] <randomling>: ...bit is a masochist?
[8:23:15 PM] <randomling>: bit, botsnack or botsmack?
[8:23:15 PM] <Fig-Bit>: botsnack. 'nuff said.
[8:23:53 PM] <randomling>: bit, botsnack, botsnack, botsnack, or botsmack?
[8:23:53 PM] <Fig-Bit>: botsmack.  Why?  Because anything else would make me cry.















[8:24:17 PM] <randomling>: bit, botsnack, botsnack, botsnack, or botsmack? [8:24:17 PM] <Fig-Bit>: botsnack. For Bit DECREES IT SO.

#533 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-03-20 - submitted by [info - DW]clifstan in Dreamwidth

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[14:00] <exor674> xb95: yeah, I handcoded my own pickle
[14:00] <xb95> "handcoded" my "pickle"
[14:00] <rahaeli> that sounds dirty
[14:00] <exor674> pickletools.dis is LOVE
[14:00] <Inoru> bunnehed by Mark :P
[14:00] <xb95> oh yes rah, very dirty. come here. >:)




[14:05] * rahaeli removes her pickle from mark's reach.

#531 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-03-01 - submitted by [info - DW]inoru_no_hoshi in Dreamwidth

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07:38 < MissKat> Spam from Peterstein: Dear Purchasing Manager,
07:38 < MissKat>  
07:38 < MissKat> We are very glad to know that you are a large company which may in need of chemical raw materials. We want to take this opportunity to introduce ourselves for you, with the hope that we may establish business relationship between each other.
07:39 < MissKat> D, can we get some chemical raw materials?
07:39 < shadowspar> DW needs large amounts of chemicals?
07:39 < MissKat> We do, I guess!
07:39 < MissKat> I should get a purchase order from rah for... hmmm...
07:39 < shadowspar> sometimes I think so.  sometimes I think we already have quite a bit.  =)
07:39 < MissKat> How much hydroflouric acid do you think we need?
07:39 < rahaeli> no, you can not buy chemical raw materials
07:39 < MissKat> :(
07:40 < rahaeli> azz, put that on the list of "things dw volunteers are forbidden to do"
07:40 < shadowspar> awwwww...
07:40 < MissKat> But!
07:40 < shadowspar> heh, I was just about to do that. ^_^;
07:40 < MissKat> Meanie.
07:40 < rahaeli> "may not play with chemicals unless that is part of your actual job description at your actual job"
07:41 < shadowspar> dammit, looks like we have to go and source our own nitric acid.
07:42 < MissKat> Or our own chemical engineer to get to volunteer....
07:42 < MissKat> OH WAIT
07:42 < MissKat> ChemicalLace gets to play with chemicals all day long.
07:42 < MissKat> MUAHAHAHAHA
07:43 < shadowspar> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. =D
07:43  * Inoru cracks up






















< Inoru> sitting in -support is awesomely entertaining sometimes! :D

#516 -- #dreamwidth-support, 2012-02-01 - submitted by [info - DW]shadowspar in Dreamwidth

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21:42 < Inoru> bit, am I hungry or is my stomach playing silly buggers?
21:42 < Fig-Bit> If you choose am I hungry, I'll let you have one of my botsnacks!

Advanced AI at work, or simply a shockingly appropriate random answer? =)

#515 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-01-28 - submitted by [info - DW]shadowspar in Dreamwidth

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[10:30] <Inoru> Are Nerf darts dishwasher safe?
[10:30] <Clifstan> :-)
[10:30] <Clifstan> (I don't know)

[10:41] <Inoru> have a vote for "not dishwasher safe" on twitter. *amused*
[10:42] <tamouse__> Inoru: probably not dry cycle
[10:45] * xb95 jumps in the washing machine and goes for a spin.
[10:45] * Inoru is pretty sure Mark isn't washing machine safe

[10:46] <tamouse__> safe for mark or for the machine?
[10:46] * V_PauAmma_V makes xb95 go through perlbal first for load balancing.









#513 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-01-26 - submitted by [info - DW]azurelunatic in Dreamwidth

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11:51 < pineapplechild> bit, check tumblr and screw the jock next to me, or no?
11:51 < Fig-Bit> I think check tumblr and screw the jock next to me is probably the best choice here.
11:51 < RebelsHeart> pineapplechild: wow.
11:51 < pineapplechild> i need to install the addon that blocks pictures, really.
11:51  * UrsaMajor giggles, that sounds like quite some multitasking ;)
11:51  * pineapplechild parse that sentance she wrote and facepalms
11:51 < Inoru> lololol
11:52 < pineapplechild> i need so much more coffee
11:52  * RebelsHeart chuckles
11:52 < Inoru> that was brilliant, pineapplechild
11:52  * pineapplechild bows with flourishes









Dreamwidth denizens are talented; we parallel-process with aplomb. =)

#512 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-01-25 - submitted by [info - DW]shadowspar in Dreamwidth

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[12:24] <freerangefatty> wtf catgoat
[12:24] <freerangefatty> WHAT DO YOU WANT
[12:24] <Woggy> EVERYTHING
[12:24] <shadowspar> WHEN DO YOU WANT IT
[12:25] <shadowspar> MEOW
[12:27] <Inoru> lol truth




#509 -- #dreamwidth-bitch, 2012-01-18 - submitted by [info - DW]cme in Dreamwidth

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[14:49] <Rainne> i have 2 Wicked (musical) posters signed by the casts - one from the current 2nd National Tour and the other from the Los Angeles cast (including Adam Lambert) - and they're framed in black & hung up on the main wall.  So we're painting that wall Elphaba green XD
[14:49] <Rainne> I say we.  She is.  I'm not allowed to paint.
[14:49] <Rainne> I don't do it well enough to suit her.  :)
[14:49] <tamouse__> heh
[14:49] <tamouse__> neither am i
[14:49] <tamouse__> (walls anyway)
[14:50] <Rainne> And I have a tendency to start paint fights XD
[14:50] <tamouse__> i have been forbidden and enjoined from weilding a paint roller
[14:50] <Rainne> yep, me too
[14:50] <Rainne> it suits me anyway, i'd rather be sitting down.  :)
[14:50] <tamouse__> heh
[14:51] * Rainne is a lazy fucker
[14:51] <Inoru> Rainne: :O that you have a poster with Adam's signature
[14:51] * Inoru is a wee bit jealous
[14:51] * Inoru is a huge fangirl
[14:52] <Rainne> Inoru: *trollface* U JELLY?  ;)
[14:53] <Inoru> I AM INDEED
[14:53] * xb95 samples the Inoru jelly.
[14:53] <Rainne> GRAPE JELLY!
[14:53] * Inoru is sweet and tart and a bit in your face
[14:54] <Inoru> :D
[14:54] <Rainne> LMAO
[14:54] <Rainne> <3 Inoru
[14:54] <tamouse__> marmalade?
[14:54] <Rainne> That's Lady Marmalade.























#498 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-01-08 - submitted by [info - DW]rebelsheart in Dreamwidth

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<DW-Drew> and... it just gets worse from there
<Inoru> ohboy
<Momijizukamori> Yeah
<DW-Drew> em and en are derived from the font size
<Momijizukamori> And oh, god. I've reached the scary step, I think.<DW-Drew> and then there's the pica, which  is 1/6th inch.... how's that for an odd measure?
<Momijizukamori> Which is trying to convert the page width stuff to relative sizes....
<Momijizukamori> But! http://vinesofregret.dreamwidth.org/ :D
<rahaeli> books are the size they are because of the average size of a sheep in the 16th century.
<DW-Drew> oh god relitive-viewport math *cringe*&
<DW-Drew> rah: really?
<rahaeli> really!
<DW-Drew> Oh, wait.. parchment, right?
<Woggy> really
<rahaeli> talking about things that are derived from odd measure
<Woggy> also: space tech based on carriage width. :)
<rahaeli> yes!
<DW-Drew> and traintracks are derived from the size of a roman horses ass
<DW-Drew> ..... BRAINTRIPLETS!
















<DW-Drew> ... has that ever happened before? <Woggy> Probably quite frequently <Inoru> I <3 you guys <Momijizukamori> this channel = the best channel

#492 -- #dreamwidth, 2012-01-04 - submitted by [info - DW]dreamatdrew in Dreamwidth

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[15:45] <Sophira> Stand back. I'm testing. FOR SCIENCE.
[15:45] * mophead puts on goggles
[15:45] <LLBBooks> LOL

[15:46] <LLBBooks> This is the technological equivalent of "Watch this! Hold my beer."
[15:46] * EllieMurasaki laughs
[15:46] <SporkyRat> ZOMG just bought an orange ukelele!
[15:46] <LLBBooks> ooo
[15:46] <rahaeli> "hey guys, look at what i can do!"
[15:46] <Inoru> "Look, Ma, no hands!"








Community imports are proceeding about as expected.

#485 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-29 - submitted by [info - DW]azurelunatic in Dreamwidth

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[20:21] * Momiji always tries to write 'this is me' posts and then gets distracted halfway through
[20:22] <Inoru> lolol I'm composing it in a document for just that reason, Momiji!
[20:23] <DW-Drew> Internet-induced ADHOLSD is a dangerous thing
[20:23] * Woggy phrases that as ADHOLAS
[20:23] <Woggy> but same idea, I think.
[20:24] <DW-Drew> Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Oh Look Shiny Disorder
[20:24] <Woggy> ah
[20:24] <Momiji> Hahahaha
[20:24] <Woggy> mine ends ...Oh Look A Squirrel
[20:24] <DW-Drew> Woggy: that's just nuts
[20:25] * jpt9 UPs.  "Squirrel!"
[20:25] <Woggy> skwerl.
[20:26] * jpt9 giggles.
[20:27] <Momiji> A friend who used to sleep with open windows during the summer stopped when she woke up and found a huge squirrel in the middle of her room staring at her at two am












#478 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-27 - submitted by [info - DW]azurelunatic in Dreamwidth

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[22:35] <freerangefatty> right I was supposed to be doing useful things
[22:35] <freerangefatty> not reading back quotes
[22:35] <Woggy> freerangefatty: AHAHAHA USEFUL
[22:35]  * Woggy is not writing fic because, yes, ZIlch
[22:35] <freerangefatty> WOGGY YOU'RE NOT HELPING
[22:36] <kjwcode> freerangefatty: QDB is *very* useful.  It reminds me I'm funny every now and then -- or at least associated with people who are.  :P
[22:36]  * Inoru is sortof working on her huge poast between her turns
[22:36] <kjwcode> Inoru: Poast -- sort of like toast, but tastes worse?
[22:36] <freerangefatty> send Woggy to hell for being right
[22:36]  * RWHell sneaks out a scaly hand and grabs Woggy for being right!
[22:36]  * RWHell 's depths emit a sudden roar as it expels woggy. (stayed in Hell for 1 day)









[22:40] <Woggy> ...great, now I'm imagining an unstoppable tidal wave of Borg-ified frogs.

#477 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-28 - submitted by [info - DW]inoru_no_hoshi in Dreamwidth

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[17:44] <automaticdoor> but as a chronic migraine sufferer, if i had to pick, i'd take pill forgetting because i have a pill sorter so i can remember.
[17:44] <litsasecret> automaticdoor: I have various alarms on my cell phone. One went off during Mass on Christmas Eve, but luckily it was the quacking like a duck one, but otherwise they've worked out well.
[17:44] <Inoru> lits: I LOVE my sparklepeen. And that sounds really wrong. xD
[17:44] * jpt9 blinkblinks...
[17:44] <Inoru> (context: my default icon is AMAZINGLY NSFW)
[17:44] <Inoru> h/o I will link it
[17:45] <automaticdoor> *luckily* it was the quacking one? that is hysterical.
[17:45] <automaticdoor> what, did that blend in better?






#475 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-26 - submitted by [info - DW]azurelunatic in Dreamwidth

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11:09 < Inoru> bit, should I go get yogurt instead?
11:09 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:09 < Inoru> bit, should I give you this pleh hamburgers?
11:09 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:09 < Inoru> bit, should I have oatmeal?
11:09 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:09 < Inoru> mean bot
11:10 < Inoru> bit, should I give Fig the hamburgers?
11:10 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:10 < Inoru> bit, should I have my leftover float?
11:10 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:10 < Inoru> bit, should I choke down these hamburgers?
11:10 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:10 < Inoru> bit, have I eaten enough and thus should go to bed?
11:10 < Fig-Bit> NO
11:10 < Inoru> bit, you like "no" rn don't you?
11:10 < Fig-Bit> YES
11:11 < Inoru> *snicker*
















11:11 < Inoru> bit, are you 2 right now? 11:11 < Fig-Bit> YES 11:11 < Inoru> that would explain it

#473 -- #dreamwidth-support, 2011-12-24 - submitted by [info - DW]sophie in Dreamwidth

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[01:50] <Inoru> bit, is it bedtime?
[01:50] <Fig-Bit> NO
[01:50] <Inoru> bit, should I go sleep anyway?
[01:50] <Fig-Bit> NO
[01:51] <Inoru> bit, would you miss me if I left?
[01:51] <Fig-Bit> NO
[01:51] <Inoru> bit, are you trying to finagle your way into my bed?
[01:51] <Fig-Bit> YES






Who knew?

#471 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-22 - submitted by [info - DW]inoru_no_hoshi in Dreamwidth

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<Woggy> (fandom is fscking stupid)
<rahaeli> (fandom is wrong like a wrong thing with wrong sauce.)
<Woggy> (Tifa should kick their collective asses)
<Woggy> ((assi?))
<Inoru> ascii asses?
<Azz> assen?
<Woggy> Assen!





The technical term is "assen." We got there eventually.

#466 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-10 - submitted by [info - DW]zarhooie in Dreamwidth

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18:10 < geekosaur> sausage, anyone? }:>
18:11 < Inoru> lol
18:11 < Inoru> I shouldn't ask why that was in there, should I?
18:11 < Sophira> Geocaching is awesome.


It is!

#464 -- #dreamwidth, 2011-12-07 - submitted by [info - DW]pauamma in Dreamwidth

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